Every Reviewer down in Reviewville liked reviews a lot... But Evil Matt, who lived just south of Reviewville, did NOT! Evil Matt hated reviews! The whole review season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his Amazon gift card was two sizes too small.

Today's topics include: X-files Christmas Shopping, Alien Jeff Bezo's Cowboy Hat, brain slugs, all that Keanu stuff, method podcasting, lip balm, Google glasses, lobsters, a decent mousepad, and mowing the lawn.

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