In this episode, we celebrate a wild 3-2 road win in Atlanta fueled by goals from Solans, Hezarkhani, and Gozo, though the victory is tempered by the news that Ari Piol is out for the season. We debate whether the front office must find a striker replacement now or wait until summer, while also questioning if Atlanta’s $22 million man, Emmanuel Latte Lath, is the biggest bust in MLS history. After a dominant 5-goal "Monarchs Moment" recap and a look at the upcoming Leagues Cup gauntlet, we wrap things up with a blunt preview of the Austin FC clash—predicting a satisfying RSL win and a Sanabria "thundercunt" goal against a team we truly love to hate.