A piece about how the paranoid delusions that the FBI gave me came to light and how Merv--my imaginary friend who doesn't exist because of the paranoid delusions that the FBI gave me--and I were driving down the road and heard the radio talking to us.  It was Rude Jude talking shit.  This is our (Merv--my imaginary friend who doesn't actually exist because of the paranoid delusions that the FBI gave me--and I) introductory skit to more fictional, subjective, and figuratively speaking material.  Stay tuned.