Rufus is running late so Rick Schneeze takes over, Caddick confesses he loves Julia-Hartley Brewer, Ray pushes Rick over the edge, Dom brings up Rick's questionable past, Tom wants to drain the swamp, Billy from Newcastle wants sexy time and plays countdown, British CJ is outraged with Rick, Julie offered a threesome?, Rufus and Katherine return to a Nigel from Maidstone's Bruce Forsyth tribute, Barry is angry with talkRADIO for letting Rick on air and gets emotional, The elephant of surprise, Rufus and Katherine needs to apologise to the listeners, Elephant helmet and You don't mess with talkRADIO!