A new batch of unhinged Would You Rather questions takes the Humor Highwire crew into unexpected chaos. From billion-dollar ethical dilemmas to rumors about becoming a goose serial killer, the team debates life choices, immortality, food mishaps, and even the future of music under a Taylor Swift monopoly.

Along the way: sweet & sour sauce goes missing, Bernie Sanders arrives unannounced, and presidential candidates (kind of) join the show.

• Why a “fulfilling life with no problems” beats a billion dollars (depending who you ask)

• The ethics of goose-related rumors vs actual goose-hunting obsession

• Would you live a million years?

• Should Taylor Swift perform ALL music?

• Philosophies on parenthood, height, and existential nonsense

• Impressions: Bernie Sanders, Trump, RFK Jr

Key Takeaways

If you are a goose, you better hide.