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Running From Reality
Hey there, beloved. It's your host, Rodney Smith, aka Lord Petty, welcoming you back to another exciting episode of Dangerous Misinformation. Get ready to dive into the intriguing nooks and crannies of life with me!
To view this episode on video visit this YouTube Link
Find all my social and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
In this episode, we're unraveling the often underestimated virtue of punctuality and dissecting the perils of blindly following societal trends. Join me as I share some candid stories and sprinkle in a bit of irreverence, because, well, life's too short to be too serious, right?
We're going deep into the importance of self-awareness, exploring how understanding ourselves can truly transform the way we navigate the world. Plus, we're shedding light on the impact of stress and trauma on our overall well-being. It's a conversation that's raw, real, and unfiltered.
Expect a rollercoaster of emotions – from laughter to introspection – as we journey through life's quirks together. And hey, if you enjoy the ride as much as I do, don't forget to hit that rating button and check out my book, "The Petty Principles," available on Amazon.
Thank you for tuning in, my friends. Get ready for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the human experience. Stay curious, stay bold, and most importantly, stay Petty!
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Yes yes yes yes yes
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oh let me turn that down. Welcome! Welcome to the Lord Petty Podcast how to produce some shit. There really quick like thank you for tuning in a Dangerous Mr Formation the greatest podcasts of the world. Congrats! You made it! You finally arrived, you're finally early to something in your life.
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You missed the Bitcoin,
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you missed the real estate, you missed the N F t's, you missed the Bernie made offs, you've missed it all. You've always been late, but for once you're there early and I appreciate you being here. Ah, please be sure to leave a rating. Tell somebody about the powder cast. You can go and buy my book The Petty Principles on Amazon or on Barnays and Nobles, or just go steal it from somebody. I remember I was driving from, where was I driving from? I think I was driving from Austin out to LA and I had like 50 copies of the book and I drew a giant triumphant C. A. C. A cock. I try to spell cock and I can't.
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Hahahaha
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I try to spell cock and I can't spell cock huh tells you a lot. I think I think a weird just lexio where if somebody starts yelling numbers at me or starts like saying letters out loud I I can't put them. I like that's actually one of my biggest pet peeves too is when I don't understand something and then 3 people. And somebody is like saying oh, it's then throw out a combination of letters. I say wait, what is it again? And then like 3 people chime in because they want to be the one to correct to you cause everybody is just dicks. It's like they mean well, like I was trying to help somebody spell something. I was just trying to help somebody give somebody an answer. No, you're trying to assert yourself by having the answer. It made you feel good about yourself anyways. I drew all these cocks in these books and I just left them everywhere. Every gas station, every rest stop every every hotel everywhere. I stopped, every bar everywhere I went, so there's like 50 copies of my books spread out throughout the Southwest with a giant triumphant winners in them.
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And um, someday when I'm extremely successful and recognizable and extremely hated by many people, there's gonna be people out there' with those books.
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So
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yeah, if you want me to pencil a cock in your book, just let me know and I will gladly do that for it. I got pretty good. I got started drawing pretty good balls and I never put pubes on them. I just kind of let the cock and the balls. Maybe I put like a little squiggly coming off the
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sack,
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but typically it would just be a triumphant cock and balls, but speaking of cock and balls in people being douchebags, right? I went. I went and picked my buddy up all on another day cause he's a degenerate and he left his car downtown cause he was drinking without me with no invite, which is okay cause I never go to anything anyways cause I'm always busy or something, but he hits me up in the morning says, hey dude, can you give me a ride to my car? I say, of course that's what I do. I'm a nice guy, a contrary to popular belief. I'm the nicest person never walk this earth, so I go and grab my dear friend Allen. Okay
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and we go
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uh Owen mariah mariah was with this too, so 3 of us we're going downtown, we're catching up blah blah we're having a good morning. I've been seeing these guys. These guys are like family to me okay, like when I talk about Alam or I like these are like like family people to me and um. So we get to the car. Marias platovic she's gotta do her thing and then Island invited me for a Bloody Mary. I hadn't been drinking in quite a while actually before the time I was drink until the time I was drinking with him beforehand, but so him and I go into this pretty cool bar downtown.
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Cool vibe
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except it was really loud. The foods ball the devil ball was playing super loud and you could barely hear yourself talk which will come back. We will come. Back we will Kim Kardashians back filled with come come back to that in a second. Just give it one second. So Alan and I are sitting there like I said, we haven't seen each other in a grip in a honkadette drip. We haven't seen each other in a while and so we're catching up. I get my single Bloody Mary, he gets his double Bloody Mary, he finishes his cause he's a degenerate. He gets his next Bloody Mary. I'm stuff through quarters of my Single Bloody Mary left cause I'm not a degenerate now is a degenerate and um oh God you should have seen the memes I made of him from the night before like our friends were sending in a group chat. People were sending pictures of him where he's just laying there like he looks like you know, you see, see the people flying in a squirrel suit. That's what he looked like just laying on the floor. Um, I don't care how people drink like that anymore.
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I can't do it anyways so we're sitting at the bar. We're having a good time. We're catching up. We're talking about life right? And we bring up Boeing because you know, I used to work at Boeing. He's pretty high up at Boeing. We're talking about things
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about uh, old stuff,
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you know, and then this guy, this fucking
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deep dude,
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this fucking nerd as dork who but he didn't look like he didn't have. Like glasses and zits on his face. He was actually like a fairly attractive guy, but you can tell he's just a fucking dork
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all right.
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Excuse me snifflin snifflin on to Powd
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and then so he
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he just chimes in and like he says it's really loud in this bar and he just goes alright.
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You guys you guys Boeing
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and then Alan goes
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yeah
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and I take one look at this guy. I go nope, I don't feel like being a dick today and I look away, especially because I don't want to talk about fucking Boeing with this guy and so they start going into it right, they start going into it. I'm like I' I'm just gonna watch football, I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be a C a C c c b d
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a cock today.
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I'm gonna let this unfold. I'm not gonna be my douchebag self and just rip into this absolute fucking loser
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so they start chopping it up and he's like, you know, what program do you work on and I don't even know if I'm allowed it. Yeah, whatever you know, Allen works on like it's the presidential fleet, it's airplanes that fly the lizard people around like that's I worked on one of them, Allen works on a different one and allegedly this guy works on the one that Allen works on and so they gets to talk in cause Alan some sort of like engineer some shit like that. And then the guy he was a designer so they start talking airplane lingo which is over my head which I don't understand acronyms for people and places within the organization doesn't matter.
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And um
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and the guys like oh what what about your buddy? And I just kinda go like ah I I used to be. It's like, what do you do now is like I just a bunch of stuff and I just avoided the top because I didn't want to mesh with this guy because I fucking hated this guy as soon as you opened up his mouth I wanted nothing to do with him. I didn't want to chop it up with him. I didn't want to talk about Boeing said I wanted nothing to do with this fucking guy
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and then, uh
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he asked he asked al let me tell this correctly because it is so funny. He uh, you get these like merit coins in the military I guess right? Like if you served in a certain place or something like that you get these coins I guess and then uh because San Antonio is the world's biggest military city and we're working on the quote military aircraft like we technically work for the Air Force even though we're Boeing, we technically work for Air Force because you know, like Air Force One, the Air Force B, all the F Fifteens and all that shit. It's all the Air Force fleet, right? There are the ones that fly the president around there. Uh, they're the ones at Hall big 40 five's big ol cock through the sky and Butthole biden's demented brain from coast to coast we can go and shake invisible hands in Earth state
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so
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you can buy at the Boeing store, right the Boeing store. They sell a lot of swag and you can buy these coins you can buy at the Air Force one coins at the Boeing store and so this guy. So I look back away. I'm looking at the TV screen but I can kind of see him out of my eye and he asked Allan, he's like, what program you and I was like, oh, I'm on the V program and then he's you and he goes and he pulls out this fucking coin and then I look over and then he tucks the coin away like I'm not supposed to see the coin and then now it's like you know, you can just buy those at the store right? Like anybody you can buy those you can go buy that coin. It's just like a little Air Force one and he was acting like he's a fucking soldier in Felujah. Showing us his coin sitting in the bar
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What a fucking nerd doing you just can talk about.
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Oh, you know. Yeah, I can do whatever I want. I work for myself.
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I he was just arrogant dude. He was arrogant and then eventually Allen. Goes hey, you want to go check out the food card outside and it's like 10 in the morning like I don't really want barbecue. He's like I I could eat some barbecue so we get up and we go outside and I was like you really want barbecue. He's like the fuck no, I don't want barbecue. I just need to get away from this fucking
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idiot
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and it was hilarious because I was asking him. I was like, wow so you weren't into him either because I couldn't tell because you guys seem to be chopping it up and um long star short folks. Nobody gives a fuck about your job, especially when people sitting on 1bar. They don't want you to chime in and he kept trying to assert himself. He kept trying to assert himself. The 2 people that really don't give a shit wanna be like oh
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oh wow wow
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and you know he does that and he goes in there like he knew the bartender by name and shit like that
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so you knew
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no, he goes in there and tries to flex and he's just this lonely prick. I guess I mean I'm a lonely prick but I choose to be one so it's different. You know what I'm saying.
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I was thinking about this today speaking of being at bars and drinking and being a degenerate. I was sitting in the car and I was straight up getting upset with myself because. I was reflecting on my teenage years and then well into my 20s about how much fucking time I wasted and what the fuck I was doing back then. I mean, I love all the kids that I grew up with, you know, like their adults now obviously, but like all the kids I grew up with like the stuff we were doing. But then I think about it's like I don't remember anything because all we did was get fucked up like we were party and already by my junior year I think it was a summer my junior year
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and I know people were like, oh, we're partying before that,
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but that is all we did, and I remember always asking the question to my group of friends. I'd be like, you know, what are we like? We're not the even I played football and stuff like that. I didn't hang out with those guys all the time. I just like core group of friends. Well, eventually we started making a rap music and I guess that was our thing, but outside of that I was like, what's what's our thing? It's not like we're we're not jocks, we're not skaters, we're not blah blah blah we're not any of these clicky things that you would fall into, right? I think about like we're just those fucking kids that people go party with people asking us where to find. We're the non drug addict degenerates and I just. Think about how much of my fucking it was such a like way to cope. Like even at that time like I could have so easily been a drug addict or a fucking alcoholic at this point in my life, cause when I was that young and I didn't understand what I was doing because instead of because it was scary for me to think about the future and that I'm gonna graduate and I'm gonna have to do something with my life and I'm gonna have to learn some sort of skill and I'm gonna have to move out of my parent's house
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eventually and I'm gonna have to go out and do something so instead what I would do is just I would just numb that by just getting fucked up every weekend and going to school high all the time and shit like that. And I thought it made me cool dude, that just shows how dumbly our owner, kids man and I need to weld through my 20s too. Just running away. And that's all that' boozing is. That's all that' drugs and alcohol is just running away from reality. That's why I have no respect for it,
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you know, and you just go like the more you booze, the more you booze and drug and all that you just become more and more selfish and selfish and selfish you know. I mean like you don't even realize how fucking selfish you get and how empty. Your life is. You're just you're just trying to get, and for me was never even a fix. I never even had an addiction. It was just like the trying to get the fuck out of my head because I didn't want to make difficult decisions about my life. So I go just fucking party like oh, there's still time, but guess what, dude times flee in so the more you just fill your head with that garbage the less you're focusing on something that could actually help you out and then it's like most and I remember I don't know where I heard this from some sort of outside influence I heard finally maybe it was a rapper or something like that they're talking about. Uh, you know if you're broke, why you party and party and you're supposed to be celebrating if you're if you're broke and you're party and you're just escaping and then finally like the bell started going off in my little German brain and I was like
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yeah,
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I'm a fucking degenerate loser so I need to change my life and
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yeah dude
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still working that one out. Um, I think we all are speaking of German brain. Dude, I actually have some great news. I went to a uh new I went to a room mytologist today. I'd wait like 2 months to go see this guy and his his name is like a big German guy. His name was like Doctor Martian. Bucka some shit like that right? And I understand why people don't like us Germans or why people get off put or people seem like weird around me when they first meet me because this guy walked in the room and I don't think he cracked a single fucking smile and I'm like, isn't there a little bit of compassion from you guy? Um? But there wasn't at all like anytime he would ask me a question and if I wouldn't and I respect the fuck out of this, I love this guy every time he would ask me a question and if I would kind of like slightly vere off the question, tell him more than needs to know he'd just interrupt me and be like that's not what I asked and he was just like it was, you know, I've talked I' talked shit about uh, I talked shit about doctors here recently about oh, they just read the research and they gotta have
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after deal with this motherfucker was like, no, I was so intellectually he was so on a different planet intellectually he was so 9000 steps ahead of me at every single conceivable point. Intellectually that it was intimidating. You know what I mean. I'm not saying he was probably like
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I mean
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he was a little bigger than me. I guess maybe he was like 6. 4, I'm about 6. 2 so I'm about, you know, 6 2, 180 issues he was probably like. 6. 4 like 190, 200 or something, but he's just you know he's like he' was like 50 in his fifties, probably just as fucking stoic and stern as it could possibly get. And he gave me some great fucking news bro. He gave me some great news that I might not actually have an autoimmune disorder that I might actually be a neurological thing which is just related to fucking stress and trauma which would make sense. That's where you know. The same thing is a double edged sword whenever you meet funny people uh, they've usually dealt with stress and trauma on their life which is built a certain thing with inside of them and then uh, but sometimes shit goes haywire. Some people they have addictions and mental illness and blah blah blah with me. It just kind of manifested into a neurological disorder and I think you know, I think about the time when all that shit started you just pile on like all the work.
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Stress the relationship stress uh, just chemic like just everything that I was. I don't know dude, it's great news in my opinion because I kind of asked them like well, could this mean that I don't? Because there's other doctor that I had the one that told me I had not to immune disorder back in 2020 I would ask him a question. He wouldn't even let me get the fucking question. I was just like nope, he was. Like this, I don't know some some sort of Asian guy he's like didn't speak well English and he didn't like to be challenged by any means and it's like I get that I'm just the dumbass sitting here, but it's my body so I should be able to ask him my body my choice. I should be able to ask you some fucking questions, dude, but
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yeah,
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I remember the red flag went off when I asked him about diet cause at the time I heard about the carnivore diet and I didn't bring up the carnivore diet because I knew what the hell this guy was gonna say about it, but I asked him about diet. In general he's like raw. There's no conclusive evidence, but he said it in an Asian accent, but I'm not gonna try to do an Asian accent cause I don't wanna be racist. So we kept
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um
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telling me that no, there's no conclusive evidence here. Take this fucking take these pills. You have to stick yourself with the fucking needle. You have to do this in that you're gonna deal with this thing for life this guy. Today you started asking me serious of questions and then you don't realize how fucked up you are like you think you just get kind of used to it
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and you saying ah well
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and sound. I'm like, yeah, I feel really like when I first wait, I feel good when I sleep like. Sleeps the thing really helps me. He's like yeah if issues sleep in like yeah
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they sell me well,
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I know you're gonna hate to hear this cause you've been hearing it, but technically it is in your head because I believe it's a neurological that ordered
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well,
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you perceive pain a certain way you perceive your brain perceives pain that might not even be there, which does cause influence. It's complicated as shit do the smart people figure in the shit the fuck out and I'm glad I'm getting different opinions because I heard Mr I was listening to. I got kind of infatuated with Mr. Beast recently because I was shitting on him. Then I was okay. I'm shitting on this guy and I' know nothing about him. I should probably learn something about him and it turns out that he has crones disease and he really has to deal with that and it really kind of fucked his life up which made him going YouTube so hard cause he didn't want to have a normal job and blah blah and I can kind of relate to that.
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And so Joe Rogan was talking about. You know he's asking about his experience with crones, which crones is an auto immune disorder as well where it causes inflammation in your intestines. And then Joe Rogan was just hung by like you know you seem like such a persistent smart guy. I'm sure if you threw everything you had at it you could get better even though they say it's incurable and I was like, oh, that's what I'm doing. I'm not Mr. Beast smart and I'm not fucking whatever, but not fuck that I might be. I have a different intelligence than Mr Beast. Mr. Beast is a he's got nerd brain, he's got nerd brain and that he's really good at what he' does and he understands YouTube and he's a cool guy. He's a real cool guy and that's how I was thinking like yeah, I think if he did if he really focused on this thing and tackled it, he could probably get it under control as well. But
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bro
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uh fucking A This episode. We're already uh, we're already round in the corners. Dan. How about that catch me outside,
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how about that?
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Whatever happened to catch me outside girl, bad bad baby last night she made like 20 mill on only fans. Um, who the fuck is buying only fans? Why would you guys even buy only fans? Typically you don't see things anyway. I'm not gonna lie. I bought it one time because it was a local girl and then my girlfriend at the time found out about it and she was pissed. She's like at least have it be some random horror. I was like, yeah, you have a point, you're right, I'll admit when I'm wrong and I've been bought an only fan sense, but I've seen leaks, you know. I've seen leaks on a reddit like you type the girl's name in type in girls name naked reddit. Then you can go look at their only fans links leaks and they're typically just posting the same shit that you would see on their Instagram. So don't buy fucking only fans. Guys don't be idiots. Alright anyways, please leave a rating, please subscribe, share this on your social medias, do all the good things you know what to do you're smart,
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you smart, you loyal, okay,
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that's my DJ coward impression. I know it's terrible. Take out yourselves, thank you, thank you, thank you, peace out, leave a rating, leave a review, tell somebody about the podcast by my book. Go get some merch, do it all. Help a brother out.
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Hey there, beloved. It's your host, Rodney Smith, aka Lord Petty, welcoming you back to another exciting episode of Dangerous Misinformation. Get ready to dive into the intriguing nooks and crannies of life with me!
To view this episode on video visit this YouTube Link
Find all my social and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
In this episode, we're unraveling the often underestimated virtue of punctuality and dissecting the perils of blindly following societal trends. Join me as I share some candid stories and sprinkle in a bit of irreverence, because, well, life's too short to be too serious, right?
We're going deep into the importance of self-awareness, exploring how understanding ourselves can truly transform the way we navigate the world. Plus, we're shedding light on the impact of stress and trauma on our overall well-being. It's a conversation that's raw, real, and unfiltered.
Expect a rollercoaster of emotions – from laughter to introspection – as we journey through life's quirks together. And hey, if you enjoy the ride as much as I do, don't forget to hit that rating button and check out my book, "The Petty Principles," available on Amazon.
Thank you for tuning in, my friends. Get ready for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the human experience. Stay curious, stay bold, and most importantly, stay Petty!
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Yes yes yes yes yes
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oh let me turn that down. Welcome! Welcome to the Lord Petty Podcast how to produce some shit. There really quick like thank you for tuning in a Dangerous Mr Formation the greatest podcasts of the world. Congrats! You made it! You finally arrived, you're finally early to something in your life.
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You missed the Bitcoin,
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you missed the real estate, you missed the N F t's, you missed the Bernie made offs, you've missed it all. You've always been late, but for once you're there early and I appreciate you being here. Ah, please be sure to leave a rating. Tell somebody about the powder cast. You can go and buy my book The Petty Principles on Amazon or on Barnays and Nobles, or just go steal it from somebody. I remember I was driving from, where was I driving from? I think I was driving from Austin out to LA and I had like 50 copies of the book and I drew a giant triumphant C. A. C. A cock. I try to spell cock and I can't.
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Hahahaha
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I try to spell cock and I can't spell cock huh tells you a lot. I think I think a weird just lexio where if somebody starts yelling numbers at me or starts like saying letters out loud I I can't put them. I like that's actually one of my biggest pet peeves too is when I don't understand something and then 3 people. And somebody is like saying oh, it's then throw out a combination of letters. I say wait, what is it again? And then like 3 people chime in because they want to be the one to correct to you cause everybody is just dicks. It's like they mean well, like I was trying to help somebody spell something. I was just trying to help somebody give somebody an answer. No, you're trying to assert yourself by having the answer. It made you feel good about yourself anyways. I drew all these cocks in these books and I just left them everywhere. Every gas station, every rest stop every every hotel everywhere. I stopped, every bar everywhere I went, so there's like 50 copies of my books spread out throughout the Southwest with a giant triumphant winners in them.
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And um, someday when I'm extremely successful and recognizable and extremely hated by many people, there's gonna be people out there' with those books.
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So
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yeah, if you want me to pencil a cock in your book, just let me know and I will gladly do that for it. I got pretty good. I got started drawing pretty good balls and I never put pubes on them. I just kind of let the cock and the balls. Maybe I put like a little squiggly coming off the
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sack,
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but typically it would just be a triumphant cock and balls, but speaking of cock and balls in people being douchebags, right? I went. I went and picked my buddy up all on another day cause he's a degenerate and he left his car downtown cause he was drinking without me with no invite, which is okay cause I never go to anything anyways cause I'm always busy or something, but he hits me up in the morning says, hey dude, can you give me a ride to my car? I say, of course that's what I do. I'm a nice guy, a contrary to popular belief. I'm the nicest person never walk this earth, so I go and grab my dear friend Allen. Okay
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and we go
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uh Owen mariah mariah was with this too, so 3 of us we're going downtown, we're catching up blah blah we're having a good morning. I've been seeing these guys. These guys are like family to me okay, like when I talk about Alam or I like these are like like family people to me and um. So we get to the car. Marias platovic she's gotta do her thing and then Island invited me for a Bloody Mary. I hadn't been drinking in quite a while actually before the time I was drink until the time I was drinking with him beforehand, but so him and I go into this pretty cool bar downtown.
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Cool vibe
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except it was really loud. The foods ball the devil ball was playing super loud and you could barely hear yourself talk which will come back. We will come. Back we will Kim Kardashians back filled with come come back to that in a second. Just give it one second. So Alan and I are sitting there like I said, we haven't seen each other in a grip in a honkadette drip. We haven't seen each other in a while and so we're catching up. I get my single Bloody Mary, he gets his double Bloody Mary, he finishes his cause he's a degenerate. He gets his next Bloody Mary. I'm stuff through quarters of my Single Bloody Mary left cause I'm not a degenerate now is a degenerate and um oh God you should have seen the memes I made of him from the night before like our friends were sending in a group chat. People were sending pictures of him where he's just laying there like he looks like you know, you see, see the people flying in a squirrel suit. That's what he looked like just laying on the floor. Um, I don't care how people drink like that anymore.
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I can't do it anyways so we're sitting at the bar. We're having a good time. We're catching up. We're talking about life right? And we bring up Boeing because you know, I used to work at Boeing. He's pretty high up at Boeing. We're talking about things
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about uh, old stuff,
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you know, and then this guy, this fucking
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deep dude,
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this fucking nerd as dork who but he didn't look like he didn't have. Like glasses and zits on his face. He was actually like a fairly attractive guy, but you can tell he's just a fucking dork
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all right.
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Excuse me snifflin snifflin on to Powd
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and then so he
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he just chimes in and like he says it's really loud in this bar and he just goes alright.
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You guys you guys Boeing
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and then Alan goes
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yeah
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and I take one look at this guy. I go nope, I don't feel like being a dick today and I look away, especially because I don't want to talk about fucking Boeing with this guy and so they start going into it right, they start going into it. I'm like I' I'm just gonna watch football, I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be a C a C c c b d
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a cock today.
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I'm gonna let this unfold. I'm not gonna be my douchebag self and just rip into this absolute fucking loser
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so they start chopping it up and he's like, you know, what program do you work on and I don't even know if I'm allowed it. Yeah, whatever you know, Allen works on like it's the presidential fleet, it's airplanes that fly the lizard people around like that's I worked on one of them, Allen works on a different one and allegedly this guy works on the one that Allen works on and so they gets to talk in cause Alan some sort of like engineer some shit like that. And then the guy he was a designer so they start talking airplane lingo which is over my head which I don't understand acronyms for people and places within the organization doesn't matter.
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And um
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and the guys like oh what what about your buddy? And I just kinda go like ah I I used to be. It's like, what do you do now is like I just a bunch of stuff and I just avoided the top because I didn't want to mesh with this guy because I fucking hated this guy as soon as you opened up his mouth I wanted nothing to do with him. I didn't want to chop it up with him. I didn't want to talk about Boeing said I wanted nothing to do with this fucking guy
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and then, uh
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he asked he asked al let me tell this correctly because it is so funny. He uh, you get these like merit coins in the military I guess right? Like if you served in a certain place or something like that you get these coins I guess and then uh because San Antonio is the world's biggest military city and we're working on the quote military aircraft like we technically work for the Air Force even though we're Boeing, we technically work for Air Force because you know, like Air Force One, the Air Force B, all the F Fifteens and all that shit. It's all the Air Force fleet, right? There are the ones that fly the president around there. Uh, they're the ones at Hall big 40 five's big ol cock through the sky and Butthole biden's demented brain from coast to coast we can go and shake invisible hands in Earth state
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so
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you can buy at the Boeing store, right the Boeing store. They sell a lot of swag and you can buy these coins you can buy at the Air Force one coins at the Boeing store and so this guy. So I look back away. I'm looking at the TV screen but I can kind of see him out of my eye and he asked Allan, he's like, what program you and I was like, oh, I'm on the V program and then he's you and he goes and he pulls out this fucking coin and then I look over and then he tucks the coin away like I'm not supposed to see the coin and then now it's like you know, you can just buy those at the store right? Like anybody you can buy those you can go buy that coin. It's just like a little Air Force one and he was acting like he's a fucking soldier in Felujah. Showing us his coin sitting in the bar
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laughs.
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What a fucking nerd doing you just can talk about.
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Oh, you know. Yeah, I can do whatever I want. I work for myself.
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I he was just arrogant dude. He was arrogant and then eventually Allen. Goes hey, you want to go check out the food card outside and it's like 10 in the morning like I don't really want barbecue. He's like I I could eat some barbecue so we get up and we go outside and I was like you really want barbecue. He's like the fuck no, I don't want barbecue. I just need to get away from this fucking
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idiot
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and it was hilarious because I was asking him. I was like, wow so you weren't into him either because I couldn't tell because you guys seem to be chopping it up and um long star short folks. Nobody gives a fuck about your job, especially when people sitting on 1bar. They don't want you to chime in and he kept trying to assert himself. He kept trying to assert himself. The 2 people that really don't give a shit wanna be like oh
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oh wow wow
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and you know he does that and he goes in there like he knew the bartender by name and shit like that
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so you knew
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no, he goes in there and tries to flex and he's just this lonely prick. I guess I mean I'm a lonely prick but I choose to be one so it's different. You know what I'm saying.
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I was thinking about this today speaking of being at bars and drinking and being a degenerate. I was sitting in the car and I was straight up getting upset with myself because. I was reflecting on my teenage years and then well into my 20s about how much fucking time I wasted and what the fuck I was doing back then. I mean, I love all the kids that I grew up with, you know, like their adults now obviously, but like all the kids I grew up with like the stuff we were doing. But then I think about it's like I don't remember anything because all we did was get fucked up like we were party and already by my junior year I think it was a summer my junior year
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and I know people were like, oh, we're partying before that,
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but that is all we did, and I remember always asking the question to my group of friends. I'd be like, you know, what are we like? We're not the even I played football and stuff like that. I didn't hang out with those guys all the time. I just like core group of friends. Well, eventually we started making a rap music and I guess that was our thing, but outside of that I was like, what's what's our thing? It's not like we're we're not jocks, we're not skaters, we're not blah blah blah we're not any of these clicky things that you would fall into, right? I think about like we're just those fucking kids that people go party with people asking us where to find. We're the non drug addict degenerates and I just. Think about how much of my fucking it was such a like way to cope. Like even at that time like I could have so easily been a drug addict or a fucking alcoholic at this point in my life, cause when I was that young and I didn't understand what I was doing because instead of because it was scary for me to think about the future and that I'm gonna graduate and I'm gonna have to do something with my life and I'm gonna have to learn some sort of skill and I'm gonna have to move out of my parent's house
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eventually and I'm gonna have to go out and do something so instead what I would do is just I would just numb that by just getting fucked up every weekend and going to school high all the time and shit like that. And I thought it made me cool dude, that just shows how dumbly our owner, kids man and I need to weld through my 20s too. Just running away. And that's all that' boozing is. That's all that' drugs and alcohol is just running away from reality. That's why I have no respect for it,
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you know, and you just go like the more you booze, the more you booze and drug and all that you just become more and more selfish and selfish and selfish you know. I mean like you don't even realize how fucking selfish you get and how empty. Your life is. You're just you're just trying to get, and for me was never even a fix. I never even had an addiction. It was just like the trying to get the fuck out of my head because I didn't want to make difficult decisions about my life. So I go just fucking party like oh, there's still time, but guess what, dude times flee in so the more you just fill your head with that garbage the less you're focusing on something that could actually help you out and then it's like most and I remember I don't know where I heard this from some sort of outside influence I heard finally maybe it was a rapper or something like that they're talking about. Uh, you know if you're broke, why you party and party and you're supposed to be celebrating if you're if you're broke and you're party and you're just escaping and then finally like the bell started going off in my little German brain and I was like
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yeah,
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I'm a fucking degenerate loser so I need to change my life and
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yeah dude
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still working that one out. Um, I think we all are speaking of German brain. Dude, I actually have some great news. I went to a uh new I went to a room mytologist today. I'd wait like 2 months to go see this guy and his his name is like a big German guy. His name was like Doctor Martian. Bucka some shit like that right? And I understand why people don't like us Germans or why people get off put or people seem like weird around me when they first meet me because this guy walked in the room and I don't think he cracked a single fucking smile and I'm like, isn't there a little bit of compassion from you guy? Um? But there wasn't at all like anytime he would ask me a question and if I wouldn't and I respect the fuck out of this, I love this guy every time he would ask me a question and if I would kind of like slightly vere off the question, tell him more than needs to know he'd just interrupt me and be like that's not what I asked and he was just like it was, you know, I've talked I' talked shit about uh, I talked shit about doctors here recently about oh, they just read the research and they gotta have
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after deal with this motherfucker was like, no, I was so intellectually he was so on a different planet intellectually he was so 9000 steps ahead of me at every single conceivable point. Intellectually that it was intimidating. You know what I mean. I'm not saying he was probably like
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I mean
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he was a little bigger than me. I guess maybe he was like 6. 4, I'm about 6. 2 so I'm about, you know, 6 2, 180 issues he was probably like. 6. 4 like 190, 200 or something, but he's just you know he's like he' was like 50 in his fifties, probably just as fucking stoic and stern as it could possibly get. And he gave me some great fucking news bro. He gave me some great news that I might not actually have an autoimmune disorder that I might actually be a neurological thing which is just related to fucking stress and trauma which would make sense. That's where you know. The same thing is a double edged sword whenever you meet funny people uh, they've usually dealt with stress and trauma on their life which is built a certain thing with inside of them and then uh, but sometimes shit goes haywire. Some people they have addictions and mental illness and blah blah blah with me. It just kind of manifested into a neurological disorder and I think you know, I think about the time when all that shit started you just pile on like all the work.
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Stress the relationship stress uh, just chemic like just everything that I was. I don't know dude, it's great news in my opinion because I kind of asked them like well, could this mean that I don't? Because there's other doctor that I had the one that told me I had not to immune disorder back in 2020 I would ask him a question. He wouldn't even let me get the fucking question. I was just like nope, he was. Like this, I don't know some some sort of Asian guy he's like didn't speak well English and he didn't like to be challenged by any means and it's like I get that I'm just the dumbass sitting here, but it's my body so I should be able to ask him my body my choice. I should be able to ask you some fucking questions, dude, but
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yeah,
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I remember the red flag went off when I asked him about diet cause at the time I heard about the carnivore diet and I didn't bring up the carnivore diet because I knew what the hell this guy was gonna say about it, but I asked him about diet. In general he's like raw. There's no conclusive evidence, but he said it in an Asian accent, but I'm not gonna try to do an Asian accent cause I don't wanna be racist. So we kept
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um
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telling me that no, there's no conclusive evidence here. Take this fucking take these pills. You have to stick yourself with the fucking needle. You have to do this in that you're gonna deal with this thing for life this guy. Today you started asking me serious of questions and then you don't realize how fucked up you are like you think you just get kind of used to it
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and you saying ah well
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and sound. I'm like, yeah, I feel really like when I first wait, I feel good when I sleep like. Sleeps the thing really helps me. He's like yeah if issues sleep in like yeah
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they sell me well,
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I know you're gonna hate to hear this cause you've been hearing it, but technically it is in your head because I believe it's a neurological that ordered
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well,
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you perceive pain a certain way you perceive your brain perceives pain that might not even be there, which does cause influence. It's complicated as shit do the smart people figure in the shit the fuck out and I'm glad I'm getting different opinions because I heard Mr I was listening to. I got kind of infatuated with Mr. Beast recently because I was shitting on him. Then I was okay. I'm shitting on this guy and I' know nothing about him. I should probably learn something about him and it turns out that he has crones disease and he really has to deal with that and it really kind of fucked his life up which made him going YouTube so hard cause he didn't want to have a normal job and blah blah and I can kind of relate to that.
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And so Joe Rogan was talking about. You know he's asking about his experience with crones, which crones is an auto immune disorder as well where it causes inflammation in your intestines. And then Joe Rogan was just hung by like you know you seem like such a persistent smart guy. I'm sure if you threw everything you had at it you could get better even though they say it's incurable and I was like, oh, that's what I'm doing. I'm not Mr. Beast smart and I'm not fucking whatever, but not fuck that I might be. I have a different intelligence than Mr Beast. Mr. Beast is a he's got nerd brain, he's got nerd brain and that he's really good at what he' does and he understands YouTube and he's a cool guy. He's a real cool guy and that's how I was thinking like yeah, I think if he did if he really focused on this thing and tackled it, he could probably get it under control as well. But
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um yeah
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yeah
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bro
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uh fucking A This episode. We're already uh, we're already round in the corners. Dan. How about that catch me outside,
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how about that?
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Whatever happened to catch me outside girl, bad bad baby last night she made like 20 mill on only fans. Um, who the fuck is buying only fans? Why would you guys even buy only fans? Typically you don't see things anyway. I'm not gonna lie. I bought it one time because it was a local girl and then my girlfriend at the time found out about it and she was pissed. She's like at least have it be some random horror. I was like, yeah, you have a point, you're right, I'll admit when I'm wrong and I've been bought an only fan sense, but I've seen leaks, you know. I've seen leaks on a reddit like you type the girl's name in type in girls name naked reddit. Then you can go look at their only fans links leaks and they're typically just posting the same shit that you would see on their Instagram. So don't buy fucking only fans. Guys don't be idiots. Alright anyways, please leave a rating, please subscribe, share this on your social medias, do all the good things you know what to do you're smart,
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you smart, you loyal, okay,
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that's my DJ coward impression. I know it's terrible. Take out yourselves, thank you, thank you, thank you, peace out, leave a rating, leave a review, tell somebody about the podcast by my book. Go get some merch, do it all. Help a brother out.
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peace!
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