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"I told you what I'd do if you pissed me off." I
By m_storyman_x – listen to the
"That water was fucking cold!"
"Uh huh. Matches your attitude. I think if I were you
"You wouldn't!"
"The hell I wouldn't." I said with a scowl.
"Fine! I'm outa here!" She said stomping off
"It's a stick shift." I said with a frown as I
"Okay. So I don't know how to make it work," she
"Not surprised. Come eat." I said, dishing some
She slipped gently into the seat across from me and meekly
"Forgiven." I said simply, pushing a bowl of chili
She looked at the bowl cautiously. "Is it
"Nope. Just plain cow and beans and spices." I
"I don't eat much meat," she said quietly, looking
"Well, then you're probably going to be hungry a lot of
She took the spoon and gingerly scooped a small bite from
"Thank you."
"You made it?"
"Uh huh."
"I didn't know you could cook."
"You never asked." I answered with a shrug.
"I don't know how," she said quietly.
"Guess you're going to have to learn." I answered
She looked up at me curiously and then back down at the
"Adam. Why are you doing this?"
"Doing what?" I asked between bites.
"This. Here. Me?"
I sighed and leaned back in my chair. "As a favor to
"You like her, don't you?"
"Yeah. She's nice. Not interested in me, but nice just
"She might be interested in you. She talks about you.
I looked at her in surprise. "Huh? She does what?"
"She sometimes says your name when we're fucking. You
"Uh, no. I didn't. Explains a lot though."
"Sorry," she said softly.
"Well, at least I know where I stand... with both of
"Don't assume. The main reason I don't do guys is that
"Can you blame them? I mean hell, you're one of the
"Who says I want a guy?"
"We all assume that, until you prove to us
"Is that why you don't try to come on to me? Or is it
"Didn't say your body didn't turn my body on. Hell,
"But you don't want to come on to me?"
"Not particularly."
"Why?"
"When I took this job, I thought about it. Shit I had a
"Why not?"
"You really want me to tell you?"
"Yes! I do!"
I set my spoon down and leaned back in my chair. "Even
She was silent for several long seconds. "Yes, even if
"Because the longer I knew you the more I realized that
"What do you mean?"
"You act like a class A bitch. No one likes a bitch,
"Well, as you say, at least I know where I stand,"
"No. You don't. I fly you because I need the money.
"She did?!"
"She did. But I told her no. I only agreed to take you because
She got up from the table and walked to the cabin door.
I shook my head, leaned over my bowl and finished the last
I saw her sitting on the shore, still naked, looking out at
It was dark by the time I came in. The moon was already up,
I picked up the lantern and walked into the cabin, the light
"You're back," she said barely above a whisper.
"Uh huh. You could have lit a lantern." I told
"I didn't know how," she said with a frown on her
Kim’s Humble Apprenticeship
"Well, come here." I said as I pulled an oil lamp
“Gawd, this fur rug is huge! What animal was it,”
That’s Uri. He’s the grizzly whom my dad met
I set the lamp on the table by the lantern and took the
"You caught some?"
"A few." I answered as I turned and walked out of
"So that's what this is for?" She asked as I laid
"Yep." I said as I used my pocket knife to cut the
"So what now?" Kim asked as she followed me into
"Well. Usually I'd just go to bed." I answered as
"So early?"
"It's probably past eight." I said with a shrug.
"I snacked on some crackers, but I wouldn't mind
"Yeah, gotta light it with a match." I told her as
It only took a few minutes to cook the potatoes and chicken
"I'm not supposed to make you cook for me," she
"I know. But I did. So come eat."
She walked to the table and sat down, carefully taking a few
I chuckled. "Thanks."
Kim was finished long before I was, and sat curled up in her
"I think I'm pretty fair at a lot of things. What in
"I don't know. I mean most of the guys I know couldn't
I laughed quietly. "No. Just learned when I was young
"Sounds fair," she said, getting up and standing
"Here." I said handing her a plastic bucket.
I showed her where the big pot was, and let her fill it with
"Wash myself?"
"Yeah. Unless you want to wash in the lake." I
"Oh. Hadn't thought of that," she said as she
I took the blanket and threw it back on the bed, stripped my
"Okay," she said quietly. "Adam?"
"Yeah?" I answered without looking over at her.
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"Being different," she said, as if that explained
I was still awake almost half an hour later when the cabin
"Uh huh. Cozy for two." I answered her.
"I don't mind," she whispered. "Do you always
"Like what?"
"Naked."
"Yeah, actually." I answered in a whisper. "I
"No. Not if it's how you usually sleep."
"Okay." I answered sleepily. "Go to sleep
I woke up with the sun, not completely surprised to be
I eased myself away from her and out of bed. I stepped to my
By the time I came back from the outhouse Kim was up and
"Good morning," she said surprisingly meekly.
"Morning."
"I guess it's my turn now," she said heading to
"You're going to reuse the oil?" She asked as she
"Yep. The potato oil. It'll be find for cooking
I loved fishing early in the morning. Working a small fly
"You're back!" She said surprisingly cheerfully as
"I did." I answered as I let the boat slide all
"Oh. Those do look nice!" She said as she walked
I walked to the end of the dock, to the cleaning table trying
"Is that all there is to it?" She asked after the
"Yep. Wanna try one?
"Can I?"
"Sure." I answered, stepping to the side and
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By m_storyman_x – listen to the
"That water was fucking cold!"
"Uh huh. Matches your attitude. I think if I were you
"You wouldn't!"
"The hell I wouldn't." I said with a scowl.
"Fine! I'm outa here!" She said stomping off
"It's a stick shift." I said with a frown as I
"Okay. So I don't know how to make it work," she
"Not surprised. Come eat." I said, dishing some
She slipped gently into the seat across from me and meekly
"Forgiven." I said simply, pushing a bowl of chili
She looked at the bowl cautiously. "Is it
"Nope. Just plain cow and beans and spices." I
"I don't eat much meat," she said quietly, looking
"Well, then you're probably going to be hungry a lot of
She took the spoon and gingerly scooped a small bite from
"Thank you."
"You made it?"
"Uh huh."
"I didn't know you could cook."
"You never asked." I answered with a shrug.
"I don't know how," she said quietly.
"Guess you're going to have to learn." I answered
She looked up at me curiously and then back down at the
"Adam. Why are you doing this?"
"Doing what?" I asked between bites.
"This. Here. Me?"
I sighed and leaned back in my chair. "As a favor to
"You like her, don't you?"
"Yeah. She's nice. Not interested in me, but nice just
"She might be interested in you. She talks about you.
I looked at her in surprise. "Huh? She does what?"
"She sometimes says your name when we're fucking. You
"Uh, no. I didn't. Explains a lot though."
"Sorry," she said softly.
"Well, at least I know where I stand... with both of
"Don't assume. The main reason I don't do guys is that
"Can you blame them? I mean hell, you're one of the
"Who says I want a guy?"
"We all assume that, until you prove to us
"Is that why you don't try to come on to me? Or is it
"Didn't say your body didn't turn my body on. Hell,
"But you don't want to come on to me?"
"Not particularly."
"Why?"
"When I took this job, I thought about it. Shit I had a
"Why not?"
"You really want me to tell you?"
"Yes! I do!"
I set my spoon down and leaned back in my chair. "Even
She was silent for several long seconds. "Yes, even if
"Because the longer I knew you the more I realized that
"What do you mean?"
"You act like a class A bitch. No one likes a bitch,
"Well, as you say, at least I know where I stand,"
"No. You don't. I fly you because I need the money.
"She did?!"
"She did. But I told her no. I only agreed to take you because
She got up from the table and walked to the cabin door.
I shook my head, leaned over my bowl and finished the last
I saw her sitting on the shore, still naked, looking out at
It was dark by the time I came in. The moon was already up,
I picked up the lantern and walked into the cabin, the light
"You're back," she said barely above a whisper.
"Uh huh. You could have lit a lantern." I told
"I didn't know how," she said with a frown on her
Kim’s Humble Apprenticeship
"Well, come here." I said as I pulled an oil lamp
“Gawd, this fur rug is huge! What animal was it,”
That’s Uri. He’s the grizzly whom my dad met
I set the lamp on the table by the lantern and took the
"You caught some?"
"A few." I answered as I turned and walked out of
"So that's what this is for?" She asked as I laid
"Yep." I said as I used my pocket knife to cut the
"So what now?" Kim asked as she followed me into
"Well. Usually I'd just go to bed." I answered as
"So early?"
"It's probably past eight." I said with a shrug.
"I snacked on some crackers, but I wouldn't mind
"Yeah, gotta light it with a match." I told her as
It only took a few minutes to cook the potatoes and chicken
"I'm not supposed to make you cook for me," she
"I know. But I did. So come eat."
She walked to the table and sat down, carefully taking a few
I chuckled. "Thanks."
Kim was finished long before I was, and sat curled up in her
"I think I'm pretty fair at a lot of things. What in
"I don't know. I mean most of the guys I know couldn't
I laughed quietly. "No. Just learned when I was young
"Sounds fair," she said, getting up and standing
"Here." I said handing her a plastic bucket.
I showed her where the big pot was, and let her fill it with
"Wash myself?"
"Yeah. Unless you want to wash in the lake." I
"Oh. Hadn't thought of that," she said as she
I took the blanket and threw it back on the bed, stripped my
"Okay," she said quietly. "Adam?"
"Yeah?" I answered without looking over at her.
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"Being different," she said, as if that explained
I was still awake almost half an hour later when the cabin
"Uh huh. Cozy for two." I answered her.
"I don't mind," she whispered. "Do you always
"Like what?"
"Naked."
"Yeah, actually." I answered in a whisper. "I
"No. Not if it's how you usually sleep."
"Okay." I answered sleepily. "Go to sleep
I woke up with the sun, not completely surprised to be
I eased myself away from her and out of bed. I stepped to my
By the time I came back from the outhouse Kim was up and
"Good morning," she said surprisingly meekly.
"Morning."
"I guess it's my turn now," she said heading to
"You're going to reuse the oil?" She asked as she
"Yep. The potato oil. It'll be find for cooking
I loved fishing early in the morning. Working a small fly
"You're back!" She said surprisingly cheerfully as
"I did." I answered as I let the boat slide all
"Oh. Those do look nice!" She said as she walked
I walked to the end of the dock, to the cleaning table trying
"Is that all there is to it?" She asked after the
"Yep. Wanna try one?
"Can I?"
"Sure." I answered, stepping to the side and