This week, in honor of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales hitting theaters, Ryan watches the 2005 pornographic parody, Pirates.

Ryan's Score: 1/10
Ryan's Synopsis: "I don’t consider myself a good judge of wiener."

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