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The Brian's  bring in the new world order that is Artificial Intelligence, that is transforming football finals in Orstralyia for the better.
The well paid and somewhat stupid assletes, see Rugby League, get learned about buying large parcels of land with their bloated paypackets so the average man, woman, schizophrenic tow truck operator, dog, child or dumbfuck can get a ticket to any football Grand Final they please, and at a sensible and low inflationary value pressured price, and stuff.  Don't get us started about the cost of a bag of Chips at the fucking footy either let alone a watered down mid strength beer in a plastic tankard..... fucking fuckers.
On a more serious note Brian eats a Kangaroo testicle live and bizarro on this week's Siamese Heroin Experience.