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Being nude and in charge of heavy machinery is exciting, but not as thrilling as the being poolside at the flatulent festivities of the Commonwealth Games. Hear the Brians inside scoop on all the doping activities and barbarity of the latest sweat fest!

Artificial Intelligence, beastiality and synchronised ladyboys were the  high water mark for the general public but in the background the Brians were busy dragging Prince Charles out of the dressing sheds and keeping his pants on.

On a lighter note, the world is about to end next Wednesday.