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Brian discusses with Brian the single biggest issue on Earth and the Cosmos that is Child allergies and idiotic parents. Brian suggests getting back to the old days of spitting in the streets, public hangings, emptying bowels on the footpath, family drunkenness and the benefits of eating dirt.
Of course it wouldn't be Turdsday night at Poocast central that Brian chats about his desire to be able to give birth. That old Chestnut is revived again as Brian rants and raves about not being born with a Uterus. The silly old Bugger!
On a lighter note, Brian dishes the dirt on the next Pope. Not surprisingly, the smoke and mirrors of the Vatican has already got the next Pontiff lined up and ready to wear the Papal Schlong enhancer. 
Terrific stuff and stuff.