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The Brian's veer headlong into the wide world of Fruit Bat exportation which will futuresafe Orstraylya after the Coal, Iron Ore and ex Politicians are burnt out and or given away.
The subject of the Australian Coat of Arms is debated heavily by Brian and he urges all Orstraylians to get out on Orstraylia day tomorrow and go nude at the beach and lick a Cane Toad at will.  Fucking Oi Oi Fucking Oi.
The Brian's new boy, Bevan, talks about his stick collecting skills, his unashamed alcohol dependency and being afraid of the dark and Female Impersonators. Gruesome stuff and stuff.
On a funny note,  Barry falls off his skateboard and gets hit by a 70 year old Agnostic woman riding a motorised chair.  Fucking old people, Still doing their bit for the good of all. Hurrah.