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Brian and Brian discuss the intricacies of dealing with the local Police department and the ways and means of making it a good business decision. From securing lost property and stolen goods, to hoarding physical evidence to be put before the Courts, the Brian's detail the size of the Shed and Pit required to relieve the Coppers of the stuff and allow you to store it at your location. For a fee, the Brian's will show you how to successfully pilfer from said stash and stuff and show a healthy balance sheet at years end. For another sizeable fee Barry can be enlisted to chart your Tax evasion course.

Brian remarks that our Australian and Southern Hemisphere Lord, Anthony Albowbenesieeee is hitting his straps as he instructs the Orange Turd in the US about how to suck on a Tarriff and how to ignore phone calls, let alone his innate ability to get drunk just by touching a bottle of Stout.

On a magnificent sight for sore eyes, Barry gets gored by a Bull with herpes. Unbelievably callous and raucously hilarious and stuff.