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Voiced by Vic Collins, Rue Dickey, Shannon Roby, Thomas Fleming, Vanessa Haas, Alice Kyra, Charlie Neal, Corvyn Appleby, Landon Corbin, Dusty Hill, Olivia Cottle, Cam Clark, and M. German.

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Written by Lee Seguinte

Edited by Landon Corbin

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Music: Shades of Spring by Kevin MacLeod