'What is the use of a book without pictures or conversation?'Nowt – according to seven-year-old Alice. Or indeed, Josh. So here we are, one episode in, reading a book with illustrations that ‘help him understand if he’s on the right track’.Considered the most quoted book of all time after the Bible, Lewis Carroll's novel takes place over 12 hours (one per chapter), as seven-year-old Alice stumbles through her bizarre wonderland, eating, drinking and shrinking with an array of oddball characters.Who’s it written for? What the hell is the ‘spiral’ on page 17? And do we all just need to stop trying to work this one out?These are the questions that face Josh, Oli and JRoy, alongside the usual waffle, Dictionary Corner and our Amazon Review of the Week.We also have an exciting new feature to announce, Celebs on a Train (#COAT), in which Josh attempts to charm Lily Allen* with the knowledge he’s gleaned from the show.*N.B. Not actual Lily Allen.