Captive Hearts - Oh boy. This is a fun episode of Generation X-Men for a not-so-fun episode of the animated series. Brooksey and I dive deep underground and tangle with the Morlocks as we try to figure out why this episode about slimy, skanky, filthy, foul, ugly mutants has been so poorly received all these years. Also why didn't the Sentinels exterminate this rag-tag group of uggos instead of targeting all the sexy pretty mutants? Also we add a few Claw Draws to the tally and some brand new X-Gasms in this episode.