Bill and Eric say the quiet part out loud—homelessness is society’s favorite horror story, designed to scare the rest of us into clocking in to our crappy jobs every day withoutcomplaining about it too much. Let’s be real: for people who live outside, the homeless sure do suck at survival. How do you have zero survival skills when nature is your landlord? And if Survivor: Bum Edition were a reality tv show,you know you’d watch it, then the after-show show Survivor Bum Edition Talk.

So strap in, unclench, and see if you can make it through this episode without at least cracking a smile.