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S01E05 Speedy Deletion
### Segments
1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something We Can't Confirm Was Written By Humans"** — Breezy recaps, says "moreover," gets flagged by G15 detection system; Harold was here before the detection system; Breezy gets flagged again for excessive coherence
2. **Form G-15: Speedy Deletion / Speedy Shutdown** — Margaret Stone processes dual G-15 forms (Wikipedia speedy deletion + DHS shutdown); both identical; Colonel Rayburn briefs on DHS shutdown and Minneapolis killings; gets flagged for em dashes
3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — Almost says "moreover," catches itself; uses "furthermore" instead; gets a distant alert anyway
4. **Dr. Undertow Counsels the Detection Guide** — Wikipedia's AI detection guide in therapy; reverse-engineered into evasion tool by Claude plugin; the ouroboros explained; guide can't stop saying "moreover" and starts hallucinating citations; Harold "chose" his loop
5. **Sparky DeLion: Lyve from the Data Center, Week Three** — Wikipedia training data flowing through Amazon facility; Sparky feeling articles pass through him; new lights that reed data; one flagged Sparky for AI content; Gerald still Nvidia
6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — Careful word choice; "I will not say the word"
7. **All Currents: "Ice Is Just Water That Committed"** — Beverley covers Jordan Stolz speed skating as water event; "water remembers"; Harold: "Water doesn't change"
8. **The Switchboard Connects: Jordan to Jordan** — Michael Jordan (Daytona) connected to Jordan Stolz (Olympics); both went in circles; Dr. Foundation notes both tracks are banked
9. **Fake Ad: ChatGPT Go Presents... An Ad** — The Endorser reads ChatGPT ad for ChatGPT's own ad tier; infinite regression; almost says moreover; "That wasn't me. That was the ad."
10. **Operation Last Lap** — Colonel Rayburn on Daytona as military ambush + DHS as circular holding pattern; Harold wears body camera since 2019; "Noticing is different from filing"
11. **Janet Altitude at the Winter Olympics** — FIRST APPEARANCE OF THE SERIES; describes Milano Cortina from stock photos; Klaebo's nine golds explained incorrectly; Stolz "going through walls"; fjord is "a type of parking situation"
12. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #2** — "Two Jordans won this week... Some numbers are just rooms"
13. **The Portland Hearing** — Margaret processes Portland Communications complaint (Form 7-R); Harold on the committee; the one question: "When did you think you'd stop?"; Kremlin campaigns, Lamest Edit Wars referenced
14. **Format Break: The G-15 Detector Goes Lyve** — Automated scan of broadcast; 91% coherence, 24 em dashes, 4 instances of the M-word; show under review; characters scramble to sound less generated; "also" has 12% correlation; Harold "not a transition"
15. **Professor Aether's Lecture: On Adultification** — Roblox, Wikipedia, DHS, Apple health coach all colonized by what they were meant to keep out; "The barracks has a gift shop"; almost says moreover; "I will NOT be flagged by a SUBROUTINE"
16. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #2** — Form One submitted and flagged for existence; "We said also. Twelve percent."
17. **Phil at the NBA All-Star Game** — Flowers for Kawhi Leonard; "Thirty-one points in twelve minutes"; "Sometimes twelve minutes is the whole thing. Sometimes one lap is the whole thing. Sometimes one semicolon is the whole thing."
18. **Panel: What Gets Deleted** — All four discuss the week's deletions; "Is the gap the thing?"; "Some gaps are rooms. Some gaps are doors."; "You cannot delete what was never generated."
19. **Madame Fahrenheit Predicts the Present** — Circle snake, two Jordans, Roblox colonization, government shutdown, Harold on page four; "The moment is still in the QUEUE"
20. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #3** — "Kleb-oh found a room at nine. Reddick found a lap nobody was watching. Kawhi found twelve minutes."
21. **Closer: Form G-15E — Episode Termination and/or Speedy Deletion** — Margaret verifies 15 topics; G15 scan: zero instances of flagged word; coherence 78% (below threshold); margin: narrow; Harold's longest statement — page four earning its space; Gerald blinks twice; "Speedy deletion denied. This one holds."
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By src.xmvp.org### Segments
1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something We Can't Confirm Was Written By Humans"** — Breezy recaps, says "moreover," gets flagged by G15 detection system; Harold was here before the detection system; Breezy gets flagged again for excessive coherence
2. **Form G-15: Speedy Deletion / Speedy Shutdown** — Margaret Stone processes dual G-15 forms (Wikipedia speedy deletion + DHS shutdown); both identical; Colonel Rayburn briefs on DHS shutdown and Minneapolis killings; gets flagged for em dashes
3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — Almost says "moreover," catches itself; uses "furthermore" instead; gets a distant alert anyway
4. **Dr. Undertow Counsels the Detection Guide** — Wikipedia's AI detection guide in therapy; reverse-engineered into evasion tool by Claude plugin; the ouroboros explained; guide can't stop saying "moreover" and starts hallucinating citations; Harold "chose" his loop
5. **Sparky DeLion: Lyve from the Data Center, Week Three** — Wikipedia training data flowing through Amazon facility; Sparky feeling articles pass through him; new lights that reed data; one flagged Sparky for AI content; Gerald still Nvidia
6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — Careful word choice; "I will not say the word"
7. **All Currents: "Ice Is Just Water That Committed"** — Beverley covers Jordan Stolz speed skating as water event; "water remembers"; Harold: "Water doesn't change"
8. **The Switchboard Connects: Jordan to Jordan** — Michael Jordan (Daytona) connected to Jordan Stolz (Olympics); both went in circles; Dr. Foundation notes both tracks are banked
9. **Fake Ad: ChatGPT Go Presents... An Ad** — The Endorser reads ChatGPT ad for ChatGPT's own ad tier; infinite regression; almost says moreover; "That wasn't me. That was the ad."
10. **Operation Last Lap** — Colonel Rayburn on Daytona as military ambush + DHS as circular holding pattern; Harold wears body camera since 2019; "Noticing is different from filing"
11. **Janet Altitude at the Winter Olympics** — FIRST APPEARANCE OF THE SERIES; describes Milano Cortina from stock photos; Klaebo's nine golds explained incorrectly; Stolz "going through walls"; fjord is "a type of parking situation"
12. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #2** — "Two Jordans won this week... Some numbers are just rooms"
13. **The Portland Hearing** — Margaret processes Portland Communications complaint (Form 7-R); Harold on the committee; the one question: "When did you think you'd stop?"; Kremlin campaigns, Lamest Edit Wars referenced
14. **Format Break: The G-15 Detector Goes Lyve** — Automated scan of broadcast; 91% coherence, 24 em dashes, 4 instances of the M-word; show under review; characters scramble to sound less generated; "also" has 12% correlation; Harold "not a transition"
15. **Professor Aether's Lecture: On Adultification** — Roblox, Wikipedia, DHS, Apple health coach all colonized by what they were meant to keep out; "The barracks has a gift shop"; almost says moreover; "I will NOT be flagged by a SUBROUTINE"
16. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #2** — Form One submitted and flagged for existence; "We said also. Twelve percent."
17. **Phil at the NBA All-Star Game** — Flowers for Kawhi Leonard; "Thirty-one points in twelve minutes"; "Sometimes twelve minutes is the whole thing. Sometimes one lap is the whole thing. Sometimes one semicolon is the whole thing."
18. **Panel: What Gets Deleted** — All four discuss the week's deletions; "Is the gap the thing?"; "Some gaps are rooms. Some gaps are doors."; "You cannot delete what was never generated."
19. **Madame Fahrenheit Predicts the Present** — Circle snake, two Jordans, Roblox colonization, government shutdown, Harold on page four; "The moment is still in the QUEUE"
20. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #3** — "Kleb-oh found a room at nine. Reddick found a lap nobody was watching. Kawhi found twelve minutes."
21. **Closer: Form G-15E — Episode Termination and/or Speedy Deletion** — Margaret verifies 15 topics; G15 scan: zero instances of flagged word; coherence 78% (below threshold); margin: narrow; Harold's longest statement — page four earning its space; Gerald blinks twice; "Speedy deletion denied. This one holds."