The saddest Sad Bastard is the bastard who takes their hifi to a mates house and finds that it sounds better there than in their house.

No, Johnny, don't turf the lot! The reason is because your room is conspiring to make you sad by emphasising the bass, wrecking hell on the timing of the treble and having fun at your expense.

The 3 Sad Bastards guide you through how adjusting the signal in the digital realm can take your room out of the equation (at least enough) - you won't believe it's the same system - and give you something else to obsess about.