G'day. This week, Paige and Jem plan weddings, discuss Sugar Humans and sleepily pitch an AU of House of Cards. We are really hoping that you aren’t just here for our lucid, on-topic conversation. But, if you are, let us just say: maybe next week?

Warning: this episode contains very slight general spoilers for Alien: Covenant and House of Cards, but no more that you wouldn't have absorbed through cultural osmosis sooner or later.