Hosts Jim Sharky and Sean the Producer compare post-Thanksgiving notes as Sean tells us why the USPS has nothing on him. Jim tries his hand at a sober broadcast as stories from the week include: plumbing, seizures, fake news, presidential song parodies, and necrophiliac pregnancy. The headmaster himself, Pete Abbagnaro, provides a seemingly sleepy phoner. This one's got something for the whole dysfunctional family!