The dust settles on a ‘disaster season’ most United fans will want to forget — chaotic, underwhelming, and littered with missteps. But a final-day win brings the faintest flicker of optimism, with the manager hinting at better things to come… maybe.

In this episode, we dig into the end-of-season fallout: Garnacho’s off-pitch antics earned him a queue jump to the transfer guest, Bruno’s future — is he still the heartbeat of the team, or time to cash in? — and the growing list of players who could be quietly shown the back door as the rebuild begins in earnest