Cheerio, lads! Fancy a spot of tea or a smidge of opium before we begin this week's tales? Of the get-rich-quick scheme that nearly brought down an empire in The South Sea Bubble. Of the psychic who was tried as The Last Witch of Britain. And of the conspiracy theorist who is quite certain that neofascist lizard people are actually pedophiles in The Biggest Secret.

Right then. Close your eyes, dear, and think of England. This week's topic: "Britain"

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