Well, good morning, podcast listeners. Gossip Guy here. This week we've got some juicy stories from history and even our own lives. A condor killing singer and a cocaine smuggling actor. The biggest dick in China and the gayest party in America. And, speaking of which, did you hear about how President J might have been secretly gay! All this and some scandalous high school tales.

All thanks to yours truly, the fly-on-the-wall. You know you love me. XOXO Gossip Guy. This week's topic: "Scandals"