This is your last chance. A one way ticket. After this, there is no turning back.

You take the blue share—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red share— Craig and Joe discuss Ride the Rails for longer than it takes to play the game itself, thoroughly examining the figurative viscera of the game, with the acuity of a pair of sausage-fingered forensic pathologists.

Or maybe you'll regret it all and wished you had taken the orange share after all. Only one way to find out...

00:00 – Show Intro

00:33 to 98:03 - CONTENT! SO MUCH CONTENT IT HURTS! (Ride The Rails)

98:03 - Contacting 'The Train Rush'