We've called this assembly to announce the winners of the house cup. It doesn't take much to win the house cup at Moron High. You only need a can-do attitude, love of trumpets, personal spank bank, and a snotty tissue shoved up your shorts. You can even graduate when you can't pronounce "finale", keep your balls in your gym shorts, get your guest's name correct, and have sex without a floodlight.

We discuss Legacy by James Kerr, Hypersonic Missiles by Sam Fender, and You Are Someone Else by Fickle Friends.