If you're looking for a jar of Werther's Originals, I've got bad news: Granny is missing! That's right, Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE MISSING GRANNY. Tune in for that episode recap and stay for Jake recapping a Shaq/TMZ encounter from memory.

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Consider getting a temporary tattoo on your forehead that reads "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN'." It would help.