Manchester United hit the self‑destruct button again as Ruben Amorim’s reign comes to a brutal end, but was it incompetence, inevitability, or a masterclass in getting yourself fired? We break down whether United have just torched two years of planning, or if this was always destined to implode.

With Darren Fletcher parachuted in as interim boss, we ask the real questions: is he secretly Sir Alex Ferguson’s long‑lost son, can he really pick his own kids, and how far down the table are we actually falling?

Add INEOS into the firing line, are they already worse than the Glazers, or just speed‑running the same mistakes? Finally, we argue over who should take the hot seat next… because nothing says stability like another managerial debate.