WE'RE SO BACK...until we aren't! This week we bask in the warm afterglow of our most comprehensive Derby victory since who knows when, and why some United fans reactions are making Flowz feel like a Grinch!

Of course the talk turns to Michael Carrick; what would he have to do to secure the United job permanently?

Then we talk about the Scholes, Butt and Keane; their comments, their motivations and what they'd do if United ever became successful again.

Finally we wrestle with the age old question...what is United's DNA?