Brontë's stories:

1. At 14, her likeness landed on a Japanese billboard

2. While shopping for a tartan bag, met someone whose famous ancestor killed her famous ancestor

3. Got dumped at a military ball in an English castle

Which is honest? Which are deceitful, falsehood-laden subterfuge? Click play to find out!

Possible band names arising from our conversation:

The On-Again, Off-Again Boyfriends

Naval Rave

Illegal Tweed