Episode the third! Today we have an ebay revenge story with some strong descriptions from an upset fella. Revenge is a dish best served 'buy it now'? Also, a child gets vodka poured in his face (he's fine. Drunk and fine).

Finally there's a detachable penis (not related to the song) and our Head to Headline asks the age old question of 'how much harm can penis paraphernalia do'?