This week, Phil has his revenge! I suspect he may have tampered with our questions somewhat in the edit...

Meanwhile we cover the Japanese penis festival (which suffers a nasty accident) and a gang of 'ultra-seagulls’ terrorising Swansea! Nature is rising up against us. There's also an execution on the horizon and we wrestle with the concept of Pokémon Go! Lastly, an old friend contacts the show with a cautionary tale of beans, science and... self-love.