Men, stop the madness. If you really want to impress a woman, put your dick away, keep your hands to yourself, and learn how to use your words. Learn how to connect and how to be open and vulnerable with your partner. In today’s episode, I’m going to explain to men why their massages are creepy and largely ineffective, and I’m going to explain to women why so many male massages come across as creepy as hell. Let’s talk about it!