Sareta and Dee tackle all the difficult questions regarding vampires and misremember the 90s so completely. Is it possible to be a vegan vampire? If you were a vampire, who would you pick as your eternal vampire bestie? Who would be the Louis to your Lestat? Twilight, yay or nay? What would your vampire money management and investment strategy be? And what are the three shells for? With guest host Siri as Google takes some much-deserved annual leave.

Sareta Fontaine is a writer, podcaster and content creator. Her website is gorgeous and her Instagram is fabulous. Her podcast is pretty special too.

SHOUTOUTS

Vampire History on History.com

Padlocked, restrained female ‘vampire’ discovered in 17th-century graveyard - New York Post

Superstitions Episode