Hello everyone! Within this episode, we learn about Phil’s mouth, Bret’s kitty and Chris’ ears.

The news stories we explore this week are as mad as ever! We hear about a new, tasty way to rid the world of landmines. We examine the tale of a man who had a romantic affair with a fellow intelligent mammal (but not one with two legs) and we hear some of the fun and sarcastic things said by Tube drivers. They are not a happy bunch!

Enjoy the stories, feel free to send in your own or hit us with abuse!