We’re secretly making french fries the entire episode. Kristine the librarian immediately tries to seize control of my podcast. Corks are pretentious. Robots are cool. An argument over toast technique leads to real talk about what it’s like to grow up as the other. We live test a new method for getting the neighbors to play their thumpy-ass music at a reasonable volume. There’s no school like home school. Moms are calmed.

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