Episode: From Doinks to Booty — The Ultimate Super Bowl Prop Breakdown

It’s Super Bowl Sunday, and we’re doing what we do best: digging through every prop bet imaginable so you don’t have to.

Brendan Shelly and Dan Ambrose break down the Super Bowl matchup from every angle—game lines, player props, rushing and receiving bets, kicking chaos, and the weird, wonderful bets that only show up once a year. From safe plays to absolute degeneracy, this episode is your full Super Bowl betting companion.

Whether you’re betting a little or just here for the insanity, this one’s loaded.

🏈 Game & Line Breakdown

Point spread and over/under analysis

Patriots vs Seahawks matchup overview

Public perception vs sharp money

Hedging strategies for massive futures bets

🎯 Player Props We Love

Passing

Drake May passing yards & TD props

Sam Darnold rushing + passing combos

Longest completion bets

Receiving

Kayshon “Booty” Boutte long-shot props

AJ Barner vs Ramondre Stevenson comparisons

Jake Bobo sneaky receiving plays

Demario “Pop” Douglas value bets

Rushing

Kenneth Walker explosive run props

Backup RB usage angles

Quarterback rushing unders

JSN over 0.5 rushing yards (yes, really)

🦵 Kicking, Punting & Special Teams

First field goal distance

Longest field goal made

Punt inside the 5-yard line

The Doink (goalpost hit) at +600

🤯 The Weird Stuff (Our Favorite Part)

Coin toss (tails never fails?)

First team to record a first down

Will a team score 3 times in a row?

Over 2.5 different passers in the game

Octopus props explained

Scorigami odds

Sam Darnold to record a reception

NFL vs NBA crossover bets (Jalen Brunson props)

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

We appreciate you.
Do NOT parlay all of these bets. Or any bet for that matter
Bet responsibly. Sprinkle wisely. Have fun.

🐦 Follow the Show

Brendan Shelly: @BShells13

Dan Ambrose: @DAmbrose04

Enjoy the game, enjoy the props, and we’ll see you next week for the Super Bowl recap and futures fallout.