This week, we take you inside our camping getaway—complete with turkey attacks, marital bickering, and Alex sleeping on a kitchen table. Nicole feared we wouldn’t survive the drive there (his driving is a thrill ride no one asked for), while Alex just wanted a mattress and maybe some peace.

We also chat about work, parenting, and the many ways we expertly annoy each other on a daily basis. Come for the outdoor adventure, stay for the passive-aggressive jabs and mosquito-fueled confessions.

It’s real. It’s ridiculous. It’s Plaid & Poutine.