It's Thanksgiving week in the US, where we are celebrating in originalist fashion, by spreading a deadly disease across the continent. But before we get to our main course, we have a few appetizers for you to enjoy. Join us as we nibble on some of the recent COVID-19 milestones, sample the latest idiocy from the Coup Clutz Clan, and savor a delectable earworm inspired by Tino's heartbreak. Then, for your listening pleasure, we'll talk turkey about Trump's attorney, a turducken of fraud, stuffed inside racism, stuffed inside a leaking sack of incompetence, known to most as Rudolph Giuliani.