Stephanie gets a call from an old friend and tells a story about a parrot. Everyone's pets are going missing but there's nothing to worry about. Everything's fine.

Created by William Drew, Laura McGrady, Kieran Lucas, Helen Duff, Charles Craggs and Hannah-Louise Batt.

Written by William Drew and Laura McGrady. 

Stephanie: Helen Duff; Poppy: Elf Lyons; The Government: Tom Lyall

Additional voice-over by Robin Simões da Silva

Original song written and performed by Charles Craggs 

Additional vocals from Anna Shotter

Sound by Kieran Lucas