This week, Stephanie gets a call from Greg who has been taking himself in hand. She tells a story about a catfish and discusses the pleasures of being alone.

Created by William Drew, Laura McGrady, Kieran Lucas, Helen Duff, Charles Craggs and Hannah-Louise Batt.

Written by William Drew and Laura McGrady.

Stephanie: Helen Duff; Poppy: Elf Lyons; Greg: Joe Boylan; The Government: Tom Lyall.

Original song written by Charles Cragg and Kieran Lucas; performed by Charles Craggs.

Sound by Kieran Lucas