"It’s the 2003/04 season: a time when Arsenal couldn’t lose, Manchester United couldn’t stop fighting people, and Chelsea were just handed a blank cheque by a Russian billionaire with a dream. In a year where Mourinho was still just that ‘confident Porto lad’, Leeds finally crashed and burned, and Thierry Henry made football look like jazz, we witnessed one of the most dramatic, chaotic, and iconic seasons in Premier League history. Pour yourself something strong—because we’re going 38 games unbeaten and still somehow starting Pascal Cygan."