Written and narrated by Kate Ristau.

In the Season One premiere, Kate is challenged with preparing her five-year-old son Rowan on how to discern between "good" and "bad", beginning with teddy bears and ending with a Disney film.Learn all about Kate: kateristau.comHear more episodes: sttspod.comClick here to rate us on iTunes. Otherwise, please share this episode with your friends and family -- new episodes arrive every Tuesday!

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