Ian and Dick return to Rome to begin their mission. The ancient historical sites and unique atmosphere of the 'eternal city' swiftly makes them realise that it is a million miles away from Times Square or Piccadilly Circus. 

Coins are thrown in the Trevi fountain for good luck as Ian searches for love. 

A temporary membership of the lavish Aniene Club sees our boys now dealing with the rich and powerful of Roman society. “Pecorino Romano is the only allowable cheese for the Amatriciana sauce”

Written & Presented by Ian McAlister

Read by Richard Greenwood

Edited by Stu Smith & Nigel Heath with Jamie Allen

Original Music by Stu Smith

Production Music from Epidemic Sound

Recorded and Produced by Tom Allom & Nigel Heath at La Cucina Studios for Xacutti Productions

Special Thanks to Jamie Allen and Mike Hanson