With the listeners' negative comments about the Wire flooding in, the podcasters search for a "Patton" of positivity. Rimmer enters the Dragon's Den, and Panorama heads to the Balearics in search of Austin's left ankle. Sam lords on about his free ticket but Dennis may well just have top-trumped him, and "how's about that, then?" as Rob reminisces over a Cup final homecoming, which leaves the Podcast in a fix.