Hello family of film heads. Today we review the new Christian Bale fat lad epic Vice. We discuss all the Oscar nominations, Razzie nominations and Goblin nominations whilst chilling in our South London beer garden. We're joined by a clutter of random friends, talk about the joys of Red Dead Redemption 2 and toast a wee dram of whiskey for Burns night. Also reviewed are The Hunchback of Notre Dame and All About Eve courtesy of Anna Fordham. As the late George Bush senior once said "I'd rather marry my horse than a man".