Cringy attempt at an edgy podcast opening? 

Check.

I have a podcast bucket list and I was able to check a few things off with this quest. I had a ton of fun, I hope you have just as good a time as we did. Despite the minor hiccups with my plans the conversation went better than I could have imagined, which goes to show that you can never plan things to perfection. Some plans must fall through so that the idea can transcend the constraints we assign to it. 

Perfection is a myth; the truth is so much better. The thing about Truth is: the path is through suffering. 

In order to appreciate light, one must first know darkness.

Cringy attempt at an edgy episode description? 

Check.