Ross and Rachel take Emma to the playground where they both face their own fears - Rachel of swings and Ross of spiders (unsurprisingly, I'm with Ross on this one). Phoebe and Mike start planning their wedding, then unpinning it and donating to charity, then undonating and planning again, then spiralling. Finally, Chandler and Monica are getting appraised (?) by the adoption agency rep, and Joey senses danger - Bert, Bert, Bert!