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Royalty will never be the same again as the wretched lives of the well to do are smeared across bookstores all over the world like a lunatic's shit on the living room walls. Beastiality, cannabalism and necrophilia are all given a bad name by this  sordid tale of privilege gone stark raving mental. A who's who of criminal and sociopathic monsters on full display in this vomit-soaked epic of unimaginable horrors. 

Great for the kids or to prop up the cat, get your copy now at all good haberdashers. Fuck it, get two copies. you're bound to soil yourself as soon a you get to the sealed section.