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Due to contractual shortfalls, fake Iguana investments and general poor housekeeping, the Brian's have had their 30 minutes of fame condemned to mere seconds.
Parliament is being recalled to sort out this frightful mess and Anchovy Elbonesee is flying back from India directly by Jumbo ....oohh ha fucking ha ha ha a ha.... Jumbo.
You know as in elephant. Fuck, imagine that, a  10 tonne elephant flying at 30 000 feet. That I'd like to see and hit the tarmac really fucking hard.
Enough of that, Tonight on the Herrings the Brian's not only split the atom they spit on it as well. It's a golly good time. Hurrah.